Oh Bee

One-two-three

Push! Puuush!

All you got now!

Good job! We gonna have 

A brand new baby!

How big you think she'll be?

What's her name, oh bee?

I like it, that's real pretty.

Four- five-- hey!

That was too fast now!

Now I wish I'd gowned.

I'm gonna wash up now;

Too-fast babies now,

Water breakin' too fast!

It's runnin' down my arms

It's all up on my pants now!

Six-seven-- wait!

We here but the attending ain't!

Baby don't you know?

You ain't welcome till he shows!

I forgot to write a note.

Now where'd I leave my phone?

Almost missed a call

Another labor-checkin mom.

Eight-niiiine-ten!

Good push, good push.

Again now-- you so close!

Ok let's take her back

Block her, drape her, splash her

Ok let's drain her bladder, 

Womb incision, ruptured maybe--

Oh bee don't you dare cut that baby!